Retro Sassy T-shirt

Featuring a sketch-style cat wearing red sunglasses and looking effortlessly unbothered, this design is a whole mood. The retro, bubbly "Not Today Cupid" text adds a vintage 90s flair, making it clear that your heart is currently occupied by iced coffee and peace of mind.

It’s the perfect armor for dodging unwanted flirting or just celebrating "Galentine’s Day" in sarcastic style.

We printed this sass on the Comfort Colors 1717 because you deserve the best.

• The Look: The garment-dyed fabric gives it that soft, washed-out vintage color that usually takes years to achieve.
• The Feel: Heavyweight (6.1 oz) 100% ring-spun cotton that feels substantial and luxurious, not thin or cheap.
• The Fit: Relaxed and seamless. It hangs perfectly for that effortless "I just threw this on and look amazing" vibe.